According to the National Enquirer, Shelley Duvall:
-flashes her car lights to communicate with aliens
-believes that aliens are living in her body
-thinks that a hole in her back yard is a portal to another dimension
-lives in a secluded ramshackle home in Blanco, Texas (population, 1,500)
-has no money or health insurance
-has gained 75 lbs
-wears tie-dye scrunchies
-wanders around mumbling to herself is frequently escorted home by the police
-has been known to make a scene at the local Dairy Queen
enastående flicka det där, rucklig flicka, djupa ögonhålor, anemisk och skev. att hon dessutom har ufon i sin kropp. jag vill styra över hennes excorsism. come out and play shelley duvall, come out and play
